Over Heard in NEW YORK!

A favorite website of mine is called "Over Heard In NY". It's a website that's for the public, by the public, and it funny as hell. Within the website people post comments, conversations, and quotes they've over heard in the city. It's so funny, you have to check it out! Below is a posting over heard from a Conductor for the J Train in BK. Conductor: Attention, passengers, this J Train is now going express to Myrtle. You hear me? Express. Express! There is a local train right behind this one. This train is going express! [Mob of angry passengers exits train.] Psych! This is a local J Train to Manhattan. Next stop: Chauncey. Please enjoy the leg room brought to you by the New York City MTA.